Thursday, June 21, 2007

Bocor Lagi?

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Due to the facts that every now and then gahment opis leaking here and there. !!


Bocor teruk kata Samy
Wiring lama kata Ramli
Bangunan tua kata Nazri
Najib said it's PWD

Semua ada alasan sendiri
But where you all spent the money?
RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
So that it looks luxury

Nice d├ęcor and nice settee
But now you kena letak baldi
Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi

The floor is wet and slippery
The luxury lobby now looks untidy
Inilah dia third class mentality
Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy

Structure work should get priority
And now whose responsibility
JKR or Parliament Committee
While you all gaduh sama sendiri

Rakyat want an answer immediately
Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
You know it is taxpayers' money
So please spend the money wisely.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

MISTAKES

Typing mistakes can be serious.

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed
exams,which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been
successful in BED."

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent telegram
to his wife "I wish you were here. "The message received by the wife
was "I wish you were her."

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he
wanted put on the cake.

He thought for a moment and said, "put getting older but you are
getting better".

The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said
'Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are
getting better" at the bottom. When the cake was unveiled at the party
all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read : "You
are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the
bottom"

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

FANTASY FOOTBALL ANYONE??

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I am for sure a football lover. The English Premier League is the best I seen so far. The EPL season has ended and will be resuming in August 2007 so I am currently into Fantasy football. Have anyone of you tried fantasy football before? It was a counter attacking game. Striker A got the ball from a defender and passed it to his co-striker at the left flank. Control the ball, the opponent's defenders are out played and out classed. Only the keeper to beat!!! At last it was a clean goal for dreamteam fc...no offside. The celebration continue! Faster go hug-hug!!











Leng mou??

Saturday, June 02, 2007

TKO ?? IT HAS NOT EVEN STARTED YET

Do you watch boxing? What would you do if you are in this position. You have already purchased your ticket. As far as I know, one of this ticket is damn 9 expensive wan. The match is about to start and you are searching for your seat armed with your pop corns. Before the referee allow the match to proceed, all you know the game is over! Here one of the example:- Add-add abit Indian songs for ya!! wakakaka








Mafulat! why this guy go and kiss him wan ar? I still remember last time I use to subscribed to astro assthrow for Mike Tyson boxing match. When I want to position myself nicely to watch this match, get a cup of hot nescafe and biscuits....all I know the referee already declared Mike Tyson is the winner! TKO in 25 sec!! Now not anymore, I won't buy boxing match ledi. LOL.