Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Dubai skyscraper world's tallest building now!

A skyscraper still under construction in the oil rich Persian Gulf state of Dubai has become the world's tallest building.

Standing at 512m (1,680ft) Burj Dubai has now overtaken Taiwan's Taipei 101 which has dominated the global skyline at 508m (1,667ft) since 2004

The Burj Dubai is expected to be completed in 2008. While its planned final height has been kept secret it will stop somewhere over 693m (2,275ft) tall.

When finished, the skyscraper will feature more than 160 floors, 56 elevators, luxury apartments, boutiques, swimming pools, spas, exclusive corporate suites, Italian fashion designer Giorgio Armani's first hotel, and a 124th floor observation platform.

"It's a symbol of Dubai as a city of the world. Liddat KLCC kalah liao lor, wakakaka!!!

Posted by: AceOne118

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Don't Lie !! Tell the Truth

Ahlian is having a bad day at the tables in Genting Casino. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck I have today! What in the world should I do now?

A guy next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, I don't know... Why don't you play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won!

Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

He asks, "What happened? Is she all right? The guy asked the croupier.

The croupier wiping his sweat and replies, "I don't know, buddy.... She put all her money NO: 29. When 36 came up she fainted!"



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Saturday, July 07, 2007

Ahbeng gives wrong answers.

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When Ahbeng got his first bonus, the first thing is he called his wife Ahlian telling her to booking one table for tonight dinner. Ahlian felt something is wrong with her husband already because she know Ahbeng very stingy with money. So she thought of something to ask Ahbeng at the dinner table....

Ahlian: Ahbeng ar.. what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Ahbeng: Definitely not! I lafu you deep-deep wan.

Ahlian: Why not? don’t you like being married? If I not here who is going to take care of you?

Ahbeng: Of course I do, why suddenly you ask liddis wan geh?

Ahlian: Tell me lar... why wouldn’t you remarry?

Ahbeng: Okay lah, I’d get married again just for someone to take care of me.

Ahlian: “You would???? (With a hurtful look on her face)

Ahbeng : (makes loud groan)

Ahlian: Would you let her sleep in our bed?

Ahbeng: Then where else would we sleep?

Ahlian: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

Ahbeng: Mmmm.. That would seem like the proper thing to do, right?

Ahlian: Would you play golf with her?

Ahbeng: I guess so.

Ahlian: Would you let her use my golf clubs?

Ahbeng: No, she is left handed. Yours is right handed.

Ahlian: —silence–

Ahbeng: “Shit”

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Welokam !!! Welokam!!! to my new home. I am migrating to a new home ledi. Hope you can update your link. I lafu you all deep-deep!

Tenkiu sama lu!

Monday, July 02, 2007

Free 3G Hand Phone Give Away, Faster Kam!!!!

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Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketHi guys! sorry for missing in action for a couple of weeks. I've been busy lately at the other side with my paid posts. Hope you all understand that I need that extra dollars in my pocket. So many things in my mind to settle. I know your financial standing is rock solid but not mine. I need to work hard for it. I will try my best to update regularly. I know this blog is missing some spark here so please forgive me will ya? Now story time!!!

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Wokeh! Today I got nice mia video for you all to watch. I guarantee you watch ledi sure syiok wan. I am very teh sure many of you had watched kung fu movies in the cinema or from tapes, cd or dvd. In normal circumstance when a person is injured in a fight they will go back to see their sifu for treament, right? What happens when you are in the mountains? Sifu oso not around to gip you treament. Of course, you will ask your mate to "transfer power" lah!! (Last time transfer powerrrr can treat your injuries wan you know!)

But, be careful wor when you transfer your power to your patient. If you "poke" wrongly sure "jialat" wan. Anything wrong gua tarak liable wan. That time you kenot kam and find me wan. Do at your own risk!

Today hor, I "sam cheng" veli teh chun. I will be giving away 3G Handphone. "Sony erikson" mia brand ...come with 6 megapixel mia camera for those who can do similar stunt. All you have to do is record your video with your girlpren and boi pren. If you dun have boi pren then you can ask any "macha" to do it with you lah. Then after recorded liao, you post it up on your blog. Message me to go over to see your video. If I satisfy ledi, the HP on your door step tomolo!!! Apa maciam? Leng mou? I think dis stunt leng lui Huei and her boi pren can do it lah! She got similar hair style!!!!!!!Wakakakaka!!!!!!!!!!!!!Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Remember to turn your audio louder lah wei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!