Saturday, December 29, 2007

Ah Hock's daughters

Ah Hock has 3 daughter. He is concern about his daughters future husbands and asked them what kind of man they would like to marry.

AhHock: What kind of man will you marry?

Eldest daughter: I would like to marry a man with 3 dragons on his chest.

AhHock: What kind of man will you marry?

2nd daughter: I would like to marry a man with 2 dragons on his chest.

and finally AhHock asked his youngest daughter...

AhHock: What kind of man will you marry?

Youngest daughter: I would like to marry a man with one "draggin" on the ground wan.


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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Your yinglish best lah!

Yesterday, when I went to McDonald's. I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets and a coke.

Errr... you nak berapa McNuggets? said the teenager at the counter. I repeated that I needed half a dozen. Kami tak jual half a dozen. You don't? I replied. Kami ada enam, sembilan atau dua belas was the reply. I said... So I can't order a half dozen nuggets? but I can order six? That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

Niamahfulatt...liddat oso can! Maraysia Bolihhhh!!!!!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Hictoric Fish in the Russian Pond

Look what they have found in Chelyabinsk city. The story is that there was a construction site with a deep foundation ditch. They have touched some underground river in that place so the water in the ditch didn't get away so it stayed there full of water.

Then some workers a few months later spotted some movement in this water, they threw some pieces of their lunch in the trench which caused a big activity inside. They were puzzled who is there? And caught one thing up then in big panic stepped away cause it tried to bite them so they had to kill it with some equipment and here are the remains of it. It was around 5 feet length. Nobody of them got any idea of what's that:

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

I'm late for a business meeting

You know that the Malaysian roads is full of craps! ones will definitely stuck in a bad traffic jam in Kuala Lumpur for no apparent reason. Worst still, if you lucky to see one chap happily changing his punctured car tyre by the road side, it will jammed from Selayang up to Cheras!

I will consider to travel using the LRT train for a change. Hope Ah Huei will teach me how to take these trains. She is the expert in this because she uses it every morning and I doesn't want to be ashamed of myself again looking for the "bell" to press for my next station stop!! Wakakaka!!!!!!!

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