Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Mercedes Benz F700

I was browsing through the internet just now and found these awesome pictures. I wish I could one day own one of these Mercedes Benz. This is the latest Mercedes F700 Model. At the moment all I could afford to drive is our own Malaysian home made Ploton Proton Iswara 1 point 3!

My friend told me that I must be day-dreaming today. He said that I work until die also cannot afford to buy one of this Mercedes. He could be correct, you know! Slap my fore-head and go back to work.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Protecting her Camel

Two old ladies Ahlian and AhSoh were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies AhSoh pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Ahlian: What's that you have there?
AhSoh: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
AhLian: Where did you get it?
AhSoh: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, AhLlian went into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

Ahlian: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.!!

(Kakakakaka!! Camel is a cigarettes brand name.)


Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Happy New Year 2008

Today is the first day of year 2008. I like to wish you all a very Happy New Year 2008 to all my friends and loyal readers. Hope this year will be a wonderful, fruitful, meaningful for you.

Many thanks for your 2007 visits and hope you'll do the same again this year.