Monday, April 21, 2008

Listen to your doctor advise






Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options to survive. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker and the other was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."


The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey.

No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.

His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.

The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."

Monday, April 14, 2008

IQ question for you.

Today, I'm a little bit free at the office. The phones isn't ringing today I wonder why. If you're in the same boat with me, I got a simple IQ question to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day. Okay set?





A person who can't speak wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man walks in to the shop and wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should this blind man express himself to the shopkeeper?





Slowly think about it first my friends before scrolling down for the answer.

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The blind man certainly opens his mouth and says...I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses! If you got this wrong, please turn off your computer and call it a day. I have got mine shutting down right after this.

Monday, April 07, 2008

MyBlogLog Verification

To verified my blog,
Undergoing MyBlogLog Verification

Friday, April 04, 2008

Dog vs Men

Got something to shave with you today! If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers.



then buy a dog!




If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour for as long and where ever you want....




then buy a dog!



If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...




then buy a dog!



If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores....




then buy a dog!



If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ....





then buy a dog!




BUT , on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ...


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Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry someone, didn't you?