The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says...Halo Koala!!! what ya doing there?
The koala says: Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swim over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks.....
Little lizard: What's the matter with you?
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Fuuuu -k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
